Tuesday, July 25, 2017

World's Worst Monday

“Good morning Sleeper, lift your head
Far too long have you spent in bed.
The Earth you knew before has past.
We arrive at Zyrgon at last!
Through the dark void of space you flew
Though deep you slept and never knew.
200 years in hypersleep
While vast computers whirled and beeped.
Oh, there’s one thing I should have said,
All your acquaintances are dead,
So long ago in nursing homes
While up above the stars you roamed.
Was that a tear? No time for that.
Your new life dawns in central Blatt
Which is, of course, on the north plain
Where suns shine and it never rains.
But have no fear of such extremes
Of sunset pools or gilded streams
In this cubicle you’ll reside
While braver fools will stray outside
Exploring the vast alien expanse
Where fortune calls and natives dance.
No, you, lucky lad, will keep the books
From this wonderful (windowless) nook.
A noble call, such as it is
To traverse cross the stars for this;
To forgo hopes of kith and kin.
Did I mention the walls are thin?
We hope that you’ll enjoy your term
In our newest accounting firm.
Your furrowed brow has made it clear,
You’re really going to love it here.
One last thing I should have spoken

I fear the coffee-machine has broken.”

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